The first site is http:google.com
If you go to their search bar and type in:
"Unfortunately, <name>"
where <name> is any personal name you wish, it comes up with a series of hits that make for "fascinating" reading.
Examples?
Unfortunately, Spock's insight about these issues came late in his life when there was little he could do about them. While he recognized that Darwinism was ...
Unfortunately, Chuck is not introduced as "Custom Chucky P." Unfortunately, Chuck has a new jacket that is going to go to waste. ...
Unfortunately, Dom it seems you were not too drunk to post, but that is ok.
Unfortunately, Chuck did not rampage through Washington slaying legislators and congressmen, although he could have.